Product Highlights:
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Durable Vinyl: Waterproof, scratch-resistant, and emotionally stable even if you’re not.
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Bold Matte Finish: High-contrast text that pops on laptops, water bottles, and passive-aggressive planners.
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Sticky in All the Right Ways: Clings firmly to your gear—whether you’re heading to brunch or ghosting everyone until next weekend.
Care Instructions:
Wipe clean with a damp cloth and a strong sense of self-worth. Avoid contact with bad vibes and soggy toast.
Perfect For:
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Brunch-obsessed introverts
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Sticker collectors who speak fluent sarcasm
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Anyone who thinks avocado toast is a love language
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Those who’d rather not be perceived before noon
Add this sticker to your collection and make it clear: if it’s not brunch, don’t bother tagging you.
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