Can’t Lose If You Don’t Play

Product Highlights:

• Durable Vinyl: Waterproof and scuff-resistant—because even if you don’t play, life throws curveballs.

• Matte Finish: Clean colors and bold lines with just the right amount of smug detachment.

• Permanent Adhesive: Stays put on laptops, water bottles, notebooks, or gym lockers you’ve never opened.

Care Instructions:

Wipe clean gently with a damp cloth. Just like your conscience after dodging another team signup.

Perfect For:

• People who peaked in dodgeball avoidance

• Sticker collectors with a sarcastic streak

• Intramural flakers and commitment-phobes

• Athletes at heart, but not in cardio

Skip the scrimmage and score a win for sarcasm with this anti-sports energy vinyl sticker.