Don’t @ Me Unless It’s Brunch

Product Highlights:

• Durable Vinyl: Waterproof, scratch-resistant, and emotionally stable even if you’re not.

• Bold Matte Finish: High-contrast text that pops on laptops, water bottles, and passive-aggressive planners.

• Sticky in All the Right Ways: Clings firmly to your gear—whether you’re heading to brunch or ghosting everyone until next weekend.

Care Instructions:

Wipe clean with a damp cloth and a strong sense of self-worth. Avoid contact with bad vibes and soggy toast.

Perfect For:

• Brunch-obsessed introverts

• Sticker collectors who speak fluent sarcasm

• Anyone who thinks avocado toast is a love language

• Those who’d rather not be perceived before noon

Add this sticker to your collection and make it clear: if it’s not brunch, don’t bother tagging you.