Dumpster Defender

Product Highlights:

• Durable Vinyl Material: Waterproof, scratch-resistant, and brave enough to face trash day chaos.

• Crisp Matte Finish: Bold, non-glossy detail with sharp lines and perfectly trashy expression.

• Strong Adhesive: Sticks like a raccoon in a tipped-over bin—reliable for laptops, water bottles, sketchbooks, or battle shields.

Care Instructions:

Wipe clean with a damp cloth. Raccoon-proof? Probably not. But pretty dang close.

Perfect For:

• Trash pandas and their human fans

• Sticker collectors with a warrior spirit

• Gamers, geeks, and gremlins of the night

• Anyone who’s ever fought for the last slice of pizza

Grab the Dumpster Defender sticker and carry the spirit of the alleyway warrior with you—because sometimes, survival means going full raccoon.