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I Need 3–5 Business Days

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If your spirit animal is a sleepy potato with anxiety, this sticker was custom-made for you. Featuring a chonky, passed-out hamster and the brutally honest phrase “I need 3–5 business days,” it’s the perfect vibe for introverts, procrastinators, and anyone who’s just not mentally available right now.


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Quantity Price Per Sticker
1 $6.00
2 - 9 $5.00
10 + $4.00
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Product Highlights:

  • Durable Vinyl Material: Waterproof, scratch-resistant, and emotionally resilient—unlike you on a Monday.

  • Crisp Matte Finish: Smooth texture and bold colors that won’t flake out under pressure.

  • Strong Adhesive: Sticks tighter than your attachment to weekend naps.

Care Instructions:

Gently wipe clean with a damp cloth, just like you’d wipe away your responsibilities.

Perfect For:

  • Mentally exhausted office workers

  • Students avoiding group projects like pros

  • Sticker collectors fluent in sarcasm

  • Anyone who sighs before replying to emails

Stick this hamster wherever boundaries are needed—because some of us are just doing our best, one business day at a time.

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