Product Highlights:
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Durable Vinyl: Built tougher than your 10th-grade ACL. Waterproof and scratch-resistant for real-life wear and tear.
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Matte Finish: Crisp, clean, and smoother than your high school crossover.
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Strong Adhesive: Sticks like your uncle to his glory-day stories—laptops, water bottles, notebooks, gym bags, or glory walls.
Care Instructions:
Wipe it down gently—just like you wipe away the tears of almost being great.
Perfect For:
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Former athletes with full-time opinions
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Sports fans who peaked before puberty
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Coaches of intramural legends
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Anyone who “coulda gone all the way”
Stick it somewhere visible and let the world know: the dream was there… the follow-through just wasn’t.
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