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I’ve Seen Things

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When you’ve stared into the abyss… and the abyss chirped back. This battle-hardened cockatiel has seen things—like the great vacuum uprising of ’22 or the horror of an empty seed cup. Slap this sticker anywhere you need to communicate “do not engage.” It’s equal parts funny, moody, and painfully relatable.


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Quantity Price Per Sticker
1 $6.00
2 - 9 $5.00
10 + $4.00
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Product Highlights:

  • Premium Vinyl Material: Waterproof, scratch-resistant, and durable enough to survive battles (or laptop lids).

  • Crisp Matte Finish: Bold colors and clean lines that make your sticker stand out without being glossy.

  • Strong Adhesive: Sticks wherever you slap it—tumblers, sketchbooks, gaming consoles, or hamster cages.

  • Sized to Strike Fear: Available in 2″, 3″, or 4″ sizes for maximum mini-intimidation.

Care Instructions:
Wipe clean with a damp cloth. Do not challenge the hamster.

Perfect For:

  • Gamers, nerds, and dungeon masters who love animal armor aesthetics

  • Pet lovers with a rebellious streak

  • Anyone who’s ever said, “I may be cute, but I will end you”

  • Fans of sarcastic, angry animal stickers

Show the world that courage comes in tiny packages. This hamster means business. Add it to your sticker arsenal today and dare someone to test you.

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