My Cat Owns This House

Product Highlights:

• Premium Vinyl Material: Waterproof, scratch-proof, and smug enough to outlast nine lives.

• Crisp Matte Finish: Sleek, bold colors that look as expensive as your cat’s taste in food.

• Strong Adhesive: Sticks to laptops, water bowls, litter box lids, or the door you’re not allowed to close.

Care Instructions:

No litter scooping involved. Just peel, stick, and surrender your space—your cat already has.

Perfect For:

• Cat parents who know they’re not in control

• Pet lovers with a mortgage and a meow-boss

• Laptop lids, fridge doors, or the home office your cat commandeered

• The ultimate passive-aggressive housewarming gift for feline fanatics

Claim nothing. The cat claims everything.

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