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Not Today Satan

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Feeling spicy? Deflect bad vibes with flair using our Not Today, Satan sticker—complete with devil horns and enough attitude to block out negativity, chaos, and Karen energy. Perfect for anyone who wakes up and chooses inner peace…with a side of sass.


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1 $7.00
2 - 9 $5.00
10 + $4.00
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Product Highlights:

  • Premium Vinyl Material: Waterproof and scratch-resistant—won’t flake even when your coworkers do.

  • Crisp Matte Finish: Bold black lettering with fiery red horns that pop on laptops, tumblers, journals, or your spiritual armor.

  • Strong Adhesive: Sticks like your boundaries—firm and unmoving.


Care Instructions:

Gently wipe clean with a dry cloth. Do not exorcise with holy water (probably unnecessary, but you do you).


Perfect For:

  • Blocking drama at work, school, or brunch

  • Your laptop, hydro flask, car, mirror, or spiritual battleground of choice

  • Gifting to friends who’ve survived one too many Mercury retrogrades

Remember: it’s not just a sticker—it’s a boundary with attitude.

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$7.00
Quantity Price Per Sticker
1 $7.00
2 - 9 $5.00
10 + $4.00